What a weekend!

I have had one hell of a weekend let me tell you. First, I went out with my friend Lola because she said that she had a hook up for me. I met this redneck guy who was in town for an audit. His friend Russell was Lola's date. She said that he was gay, but I don't know. He was very well groomed but he was staring at Lola like she was a goddess. His eyes were all dilated and glassy when she walked in the room. Anyway, me and redneck guy went to his room. It smelled kind of funky in there but I just took a shot of whiskey and lit a cigarette and then I couldn't smell it anymore. Redneck guy made me his "special" drinks - I don't know what was in them but they were sweet. We started making out and wow was he a good kisser because in a few minutes I started getting dizzy and flush with excitement. I can't really remember what happened after that but when Lola woke me up, the mattress was on the floor and my charred clothes were in the bathtub soaking. I borrowed one of redneck guys western style shirts (which looked kind of cool with my ostrich cowgirl boots) and Lola and I left. I went home and slept it off.

The next morning at 8:00am Devon called me and was in a panic. He said that the two illegal families that we have been renting rooms on G-wing to had a party and that he thought that Jane and Buckethead might have found out. I had to meet him there immediately to clean up the mess and get the families relocated temporarily. I threw on Redneck guys shirt, some leggings and my boots and headed out to Hospital World. What a mess those bastards made! Apparantly they had a quincenera right there on G-wing. SHIT!!!

We got it cleaned up sufficiently and Devon and I headed out for the bar. We moved the families into the Crusty for a few nights until this blows over.

When I got home from the bar, I checked my work e-mail to see if Jane had noticed anything. Luckily, she hasn't said anything yet but the WAZ pulled through for me on the camera shots of Sharky's office. WAZ is the man!!!!

I got you now, Sharky, you son of a bitch! I think that I'll have a nightcap and call it a weekend.