Maybe you guys haven't noticed but the 4 of us have been out of town. Sorry we didn't call to tell you where we were going but it was sort of a spur of the moment thing. See, we were over on G-wing drinking and we saw the infomercial on the asian network. Waz, Redneck and Russell just had to call the 800 number and next thing you know we were on a plane. The Organization let me be their trainer because of my medical background.
Watch the video. This is some amazing shit.
So, you can imagine that I was pretty popular over there because of the massive amounts of morphine that I stole from the pharmacy before I left. We ain't got no pharmacist so they let the nurses check out the narco's all the time. That kid in the ceiling has a key too and he lets me in when I run out. Anyway, back to the story... Redneck and Russell did great with their training and graduated to the bus group. I think that Redneck probably toughened up his crotch with the rash. The Waz, well he he turned out to be quite a puss about the whole thing and zigged when he should have zagged and spent the rest of the trip with an ice pack in his pants. Poor sucker. The Organization wouldn't give him his money back but they told him that he could come back next year and try again.
We should all be back soon provided the guys can get through customs with their new weight bags and wearing their skirts.
I'm thinking about asking Jane if we can start a program like this at Hospital World and Redneck is ready to make the moves on Buckethead again. He's sure that she's gonna be into him now that he has this new skill.
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Sunday, September 2, 2007
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