Hello, my name is Belinda Biatche and I'm an alcoholic.
My name is pronounced Bee-ahh-tch-eh NOT bitch! I'm also a nurse and the Chief Nursing Officer for this cancer you all call a hospital. I am generally in a bad mood because - you guessed it - I'm a nurse!! What the fuck was I thinking when I joined the military and decided to become a nurse? I thought that I'd get to wear a cute little white outfit and marry some dashing doctor that would sweep me off of my feet. Huh! All I got was an alcoholic asshole husband who beat me up whenever he got the chance; sore feet from standing on them all day and bad case of hemorrhoids from all of the major pains in my ass.
I subsidise my measly salary that you losers pay me by renting out my low income homes. You wouldn't believe the stuff that people want you to fix when you are a landlord. "Fix the hole in my wall...My water doesn't work...granny's going to have a heat stroke if you don't fix the A/C."
I'd go work someplace else if I could, but I drink all day long and no one in this hell hole seems to notice. I think that the CFO drinks in her office too. She's always talking to someone who ain't there!
Some days I just can't stand it. They (that damn CEO and the drunk CFO) want me to actually do MATH. They're always asking what my nursing hours are. I don't know what they mean. I tried to count the hours of nurses there were and when I told them 160 they just about crapped themselves. Now I've got to try to find a staffing book somewhere. Does anyone know what it looks like?
I may be drunk and I may not be able to count good, but I can tell you one thing...I know how to do some nursing. I am the stone cold mo fo when it comes to taking care of the patients. No one is going to tell me that my nurses do anything wrong because it just ain't so.
That Sharky guy mentioned a letter about a patient's ass stinkin - guarantee if it did it was the therapists fault cuz it wasn't a nurse!!!! No way - would never happen. I'll cut him some slack because he's new and he doesn't know how perfect the nurses are yet - he'll learn quick I'm sure.
I gotta go - got lots of TPAPN paperwork to fill out.
Belinda Biatche, RN
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